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TOP THREE POPULAR DESIGNS
Go axe someone else (Grammar Matters)
We must've hit a serious chord with this design as it's easily our best seller!
GRAMMAR LESSON
Spelling/misspelling; and/or
Metathesis (the swapping of sounds in a given word (aks instead of ask, in this example)
Model: Ernie Hudson with Paul Nandzik
There's a surprisingly sizeable horde of ladies with a morbid fascination centered on consuming human flesh. Because of their patronage, however, they're directly responsible for making this design one of our top sellers, so next time you encounter a cannibal, please give her (or him) a big hug from all of us at Red Tie Products. Just be careful they don't try to eat you!
GRAMMAR LESSON
Comma usage
A great present for farmers, equestrians, and certainly uncles named Jack. This is our most risque design to date, and it gets as many laughs as it does gasps. Actually, most gasps are followed by laughs. :)
GRAMMAR LESSON
Capitalization/mis-capitalization of proper nouns
Model: Nina Novakovic
WEAR AT YOUR OWN RISK
It's quite clear that apostrophes make a huge difference in this second original design.
GRAMMAR LESSON
Apostrophe use
Model: Michael Maher
Model: Marie Nandzik with Nicki Clyne
If you don't believe that the letters "u" and/or "r" are words unto themselves, then this is the perfect shirt for you!
GRAMMAR LESSON
Non-Standard American English (in this case textspeak or chatspeak, which leads to homonymic word confusion.
Model: ???
Model: Daniel Schoeller
Model: Paul Nandzik
FAMILY FRIENDLY
Let Mr. Grammar™ burst out of your cold and calculating heart in this classic design to wag his finger disapprovingly at any who dare abuse the rules of grammar!
GRAMMAR LESSON
Grammar [gram-er] - noun
A set of language rules whose purpose is to eliminate confusion or misunderstanding in the transmission, use and expression of a particular language.
The study of these rules.
Model: Mr. Grammar with Deanna Watkins
Model: Paul Nandzik with Ray Park
Model: Mr. Grammar
Outrunning errands (Grammar Matters)
This is the design that started it all - from Mr. Grammar's signature red tie to the poly-panel layout featuring our hilarious stick figures. This design had humble and unassuming beginnings as a college away message in the early 2000s, and has set the standard for all other Grammar Matters designs!
GRAMMAR LESSON
Comma usage...
Compound word...
A great design that truly describes the three stages of every relationship. Perfect for an anniversary present or a St. Valentine's Day gift.
GRAMMAR LESSON
Spelling/misspelling due to confusion with homonyms
Model: Jessica Moser
The perfect gift for that person you can't spend an hour without, whether s/he be a best friend, sibling, spouse, frenemy, or arch-nemesis. This is also an appropriate gift for anyone who loves pears enough to be buried under a small mountain of them. ;)
GRAMMAR LESSON
Spelling/misspelling due to confusion with homonyms
Models: Marie and Paul Nandzik
Model: Vinnie Russo with Mr. & Mrs. Vader
A perfect present for fans of Lost (2001 - 2010), Cast Away (2000), sweets, grammar, or general hilarity.
GRAMMAR LESSON
Spelling/misspelling
Model: Jessica Moser
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Did you ever study a broad? I did once. In France. ;)
GRAMMAR LESSON
Spelling/misspelling due to confusion with homonyms
